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Snow in the District. No Internet!

Journal Entry: Sat Jan 29, 2011, 4:40 AM


I like snow. Before it's blackened by car soot, trounced into the mud and urinated on by squirrels, dogs, and winos, snow covering everything is really a  pretty sight.  

That sight turns ugly as soon as the entire neighborhood's electricity goes out.

OK, I'm smart.  I have three portable mini generators and a gas power generator that can provide electricity, propane cooking stove, alcohol mini stove plate, emergency lamps, batteries, sleeping bags, fire ring...THE WHOLE FREAKIN' NINE YARDS! Even the phone lines are fiber optic so I have telephone and internet access.  So in theory, if I plug my modem into the generator I should have internet.

I would have. EXCEPT AN EXPLODING TRANSFORMER THAT WIPED OUT THE POWER ALSO FRIED MY MODEM!

Not only am I smart.  I'm also a total idiot.  I took my modem off the surge protector months ago and plugged it into an unprotected socket.  Why?  So I could plug in a telephone that has a receiver shaped like a hot dog.  A HOT DOG!! The stupid wiener-phone-bought-for-three-dollars-at-a-garage-sale survived and is plaguing me with its presence at this very moment.

Long story dumb, the electricity popped back on Friday night, so I'll be able to finish my 4th T.U.F.F. Puppy image and have it posted by Saturday evening.  I've been excited about drawing T.P. images when discovered that dA has a pretty decent amount of T.P fans (like me) and with the new broadband/wireless-N modem I shelled out $229.99 for (jeez), I'll be back posting my stuff in no time...and allowing my kids to resume their obsession with Facebook.

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Bill Britton
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I use to be a freelanc cartoonist and storyboard artist in NY when I was out of HS. I was just a pup and never made great money, but did get a gig working on a would-be movie storyboard that lasted nearly a year. The guy I worked for had dreams of getting Bette Midler, Robert Redford, and Danny DeVito to star in his movie (yeah, right.) but I knew from the script that it would be a dog of a film if it ever gets made. Needless to say, It was a steady paycheck, I met a couple of Hollywood scriptwriting wanna-bees, and a really good clay artist who was a recovering alchy, my favorite past time was to try to get this goober to have a beer with the rest of us good-for-nothings during lunch (we wanted to see him make a jackass out of himself during work hours, but he never took us up on the offer, lucky him, heh heh).

Before that I did worked as a insigmia designer for a crappy little sweatshop called "Stormin' Norman's Satin Jackets". The owner was a coked-up ex racecare driver (or so I was told) who would go completely mental and dangerous at the drop of a hat. It was kind of neat to reproduce drawings of broadway plays, concerts, and King Features and Archies cartoon characters into patches for the roadie-type satin jackets, but the bosses temper eventually made almost the entire staff quit (I think he's dead now).

I did a small stint in the Navy and was delighted to go on a Western Tour for six months. My favorite; Japan. I was amazed to see old codger buying mangas and openly reading them everywhere. Mangas were like soap operas and they were more geared to the adult mind rather than kids. I got hooked.

Right now I draw mainly for myself, but I'm putting together an American Manga of my own that I one day hope to market. The story and characters are still developing but at a good pace. Too bad I didn't think up Kappa Mikey!

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