I like snow. Before it's blackened by car soot, trounced into the mud and urinated on by squirrels, dogs, and winos, snow covering everything is really a pretty sight.
That sight turns ugly as soon as the entire neighborhood's electricity goes out.
OK, I'm smart. I have three portable mini generators and a gas power generator that can provide electricity, propane cooking stove, alcohol mini stove plate, emergency lamps, batteries, sleeping bags, fire ring...THE WHOLE FREAKIN' NINE YARDS! Even the phone lines are fiber optic so I have telephone and internet access. So in theory, if I plug my modem into the generator I should have internet.
I would have. EXCEPT AN EXPLODING TRANSFORMER THAT WIPED OUT THE POWER ALSO FRIED MY MODEM!
Not only am I smart. I'm also a total idiot. I took my modem off the surge protector months ago and plugged it into an unprotected socket. Why? So I could plug in a telephone that has a receiver shaped like a hot dog. A HOT DOG!! The stupid wiener-phone-bought-for-three-dollars-at-a-garage-sale survived and is plaguing me with its presence at this very moment.
Long story dumb, the electricity popped back on Friday night, so I'll be able to finish my 4th T.U.F.F. Puppy image and have it posted by Saturday evening. I've been excited about drawing T.P. images when discovered that dA has a pretty decent amount of T.P fans (like me) and with the new broadband/wireless-N modem I shelled out $229.99 for (jeez), I'll be back posting my stuff in no time...and allowing my kids to resume their obsession with Facebook.